The RSVP Envelope for Bob's Wedding.

No, it's not a likeness of them. Stop asking.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: IF YOU EVER MEET

JEREMY MURRELL,

BE ADVISED, HE IS, IN FACT,

BALLS DEEP 2 EXCELLENCE.

Just returned from a birthday drinking binge in Morgantown,

West Virginia. During the events, it was uncovered that our

friend, Jeremy Murrell, is not simply content to be so hardcore

that he is referred to as being Balls Deep, but that his prowess is

to be henceforth referred to as being Balls Deep 2 Excellence.

Be aware, should you run afoul of Jeremy Murrell, the consequences

could be dire.

MY NEW BRAND

People give this guy way too much lip. Sure, he was helping the Russians get a leg up on us and I love my country as much as the next insane liberal, but all that was years ago. We ought to practice a bit more forgiveness, especially when we could really help the economy of Cuba. Anyhow, I crafted up this label for a stew I made for a soup cook-off at work. Despite the hours of slaving over a hot stove, the only reason I won any prize the day of the cook-off was for the one hour of work i put into the label...