MY NEW BRAND

People give this guy way too much lip. Sure, he was helping the Russians get a leg up on us and I love my country as much as the next insane liberal, but all that was years ago. We ought to practice a bit more forgiveness, especially when we could really help the economy of Cuba. Anyhow, I crafted up this label for a stew I made for a soup cook-off at work. Despite the hours of slaving over a hot stove, the only reason I won any prize the day of the cook-off was for the one hour of work i put into the label...