PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: IF YOU EVER MEET

JEREMY MURRELL,

BE ADVISED, HE IS, IN FACT,

BALLS DEEP 2 EXCELLENCE.

Just returned from a birthday drinking binge in Morgantown,

West Virginia. During the events, it was uncovered that our

friend, Jeremy Murrell, is not simply content to be so hardcore

that he is referred to as being Balls Deep, but that his prowess is

to be henceforth referred to as being Balls Deep 2 Excellence.

Be aware, should you run afoul of Jeremy Murrell, the consequences

could be dire.